Oh, shit !! / ジョーク

誰でも考えそうなくだらない話、
どこの国にも考える人はいるんだ。
shit ! じゃなくて
Schittさん御一家の家系のお話しだった。
失礼しました・・・・？

For some time many of us have wondered just
who is Jack Schitt?
We Find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,
you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt　later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six　children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,
were inseparable throughout　childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual　ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, And Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He Recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,'
you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

勿論送り主は彼の有名なアーティスト。